It's really time for an update here. So- here goes!
-The last week, we've been on hold. Or in a holding pattern. Something. T's been working on paperwork. You know- it's amazing what goes on around here. There are new laws- all the time. You have to keep up with the ones that apply to you. So- supposedly there's a new law regarding foreigners-
Have a visa? You're good. Good to stay for the duration of the visa.
Plain and Simple. Sounds great, right? (We used to have to get a visa and then present ourselves to the Immigration Authority (well- passport people- they deal with passport issues for the locals, immigration for the rest of us)- And believe me- that was no picnic. They look at you like you're the scum off of a farmer's barn boots and trying to walk through the Presidential Palace in your muckies. They get paid to yell at you. They are unreal- usually- There is one very nice office populated with normal people- I've had the good fortune to deal with them most often.) The law has changed so many times in the last 10 years it's enough to make you dizzy. This post refers to how it's been the past year and a half. So- the new law. It sounds good. In fact- it sounds great and fantastic. Fewer hurdles, fewer obstacles. And why not? If you've gotten through the hurdles of actually getting a visa- you've obviously gotten through a lot of red tape and hurdles already and they've decided you're harmless. Only thing is- each region seems to have it's own idea of what actually is the law. My people say- Yup, that's the law. You can't register with us anymore- just a visa, that's all you need. T's people say- There is ONE law and you MUST be registered HERE with US. (And then- a long list of documents and stamps to get. Run here. Run there. On and On. And- they give you the list of stuff you need a week or so before you have to submit it- they won't give it to you earlier. And folks- it changes. But that's beside this point.) And the border guards? Ha. They all say different things. At the airport they say- You must register with the local authorities. At 2 other checkpoints- they say- Nope- no registering with the local authorities- you just need a visa. One person I know was told You must register with the local authority (by passport control at the airport) and Nope- we can't register you (by her local authority). Ask lawyers- they all say something different. Apparently the law's not very clear... (Ok- I'll admit this is a lot more interesting to me than you- but the thing is- our whole life has mostly been on hold this last week while T danced on the end of their strings. Thankfully- she got her passport back today with all the required stamps and permissions.) :)
-Was walking home this afternoon and cut past the elevated entrance to an electronics store and an older gentleman was standing there watching the world go by. Suddenly, he looked right at me and, in Russian, sang Come to me, bird of happiness. No joke- true story. I grinned at him and said Hello. And kept walking. (I'm not that dumb.)
-It's great to have friends. Truly. Yesterday, a dear friend fixed our ... porcelain throne... john... uh- toilet. I think there was a ghost living in it last week. It just started flushing itself. No joke. We're sitting at our desks working and SWOOSH, ROAR, RUSH- the toilet's flushing. Again. And if it didn't actually flush itself, the tank slowly drained and then refilled. OK- so it was probably a bad seal and not a ghost. But- it was driving me nuts. And the plumber the landlord likes to call is a clown. So- 3 cheers for good friends who come to your aid!
-Football- you know what that is, right? Well- here, it's 'soccer'. I mean- 'football' refers to what Americans call 'soccer' (you knew that)- and it's BIG. HUGE. Just about the only sport, in fact. And there was a game a couple blocks from our friends' place Sun evening. No biggie. Enjoy your game. And then we went to the bus station to catch the 9 pm bus home. ha. Big Ha. The place is crawling with football fans, mostly about half my age, male and completely wound up (and drunk). And most waiting for the same 24 (or so) seat bus we're waiting for. Whoa. Most of them, though, don't bother with a ticket- they save about 25 cents that way- so we actually managed to get tickets. Bus comes. I see it out of the corner of my eye as it pulls into the lot and I am first off the line and over to the platform while they're all still milling elsewhere. But, in 10 seconds they all surge over and swarm around and I get buried in the crowd. T wiggles her way to the front. The driver stands at the top of the stairs and makes ticketless people wait till the rest of us are on and seated. And then he starts grinning and collecting fares and letting the post game partiers on. And they poured themselves on and down the aisle, back to front and tried to find something to hang onto. And we pulled out. And about 30 min later, I felt someone falling onto me. I looked up- a drunk and passed out kid had sort of braced himself up and was bouncing up and down off my seat, my head, the people next to him. I asked him to please stand up straight (heehee- that's such a funny one- he peeled one eye open, schlurred Schorry and fell right back on top of me). I got out my water bottle and held it over my shoulder so that he at least bounced off of that instead of me- but it was a long trip. Entertained myself briefly with the image of me with a meat fork in my coat pocket for just such an occasion- and then went back to reading... because we all know that wouldn't really be nice now, Would it? ;) And then we started getting the treat of someone's odor. Someone- and I don't know who or when- had 'wet himself'. heh. The lovely evidence of too much liquor; so much that you don't even realize you have to go to the restroom or know that you just did... minus the actual restroom. I felt sorry for the bus driver... Or maybe he didn't clean it up... just left it. gag.
-I was rooting for Butler. Ok- I said it at Super Bowl time and I'll say it again- I'm no big fan of sports, really. But March Madness always has been sort of exciting. And then- when it's a 'hometown' (nearly) team with an 80+% graduation rate for their athletes (as opposed to 30 something % for the other guys; when they're more academics than sports... and they make it to the championship game 2 years in a row- how can you NOT root for them?! Besides- my college choices, way back when, came down to Purdue or Butler. In the end, cost and the people I'd be with made me choose Purdue... but Butler's always been on my radar.
-I stopped at the Post Office today- sent off a bunch of letters AND picked up a batch!! Yay! Hurray for snail mail. I don't keep up nearly as well as I should... but I do love letters. A lot. And it's a real treat to be in this city where the PO looks like any PO in Europe; where the clerks smile and are friendly and make small talk; where it's modern and where the mail actually arrives. Wow. Welcome to the 21 Century, Ukraine!! xo and Goodnight!