In the never changing always different series of events that is my life I bring you:
More Of The Same With a Twist. ;)
As guests in a foreign country, you must comply with their laws or face the consequences. Simple. Well around here the laws change. A lot. I know this and try to keep up with them. Last fall brought a new one that no 2 lawyers could agree on how to interpret (when I say 'laws' I mean the laws that apply to foreigners in this country) and the officials to whom we report in the various regions (this would be sort of similar to the INS in the US as far as I know) couldn't agree either. Some said one thing, some said the opposite. And passport control at the various border checkpoints didn't agree, either. This got most interesting when the regional authorities responsible for you and the passport control you dealt with were of 2 different persuasions. I stayed pretty calm throughout it all since my local authorities and the border people I was most likely to deal with were saying the same thing. Until some time this winter... but I never found out about that until last week. Short of popping into the local authorities' offices every week, there's not a lot you can do to really stay apprised of their latest take on the law. So. I made a very fast (and ultimately pleasant) trip to Poland to get my passport issues straightened out.
Now the trip back. Upper bunk on a very warm (tropical) train, leaving about 4 pm. There's a man frantically stuffing baggage into the storage compartments in my compartment when I get on so I leave my suitcase there and go chat out the window with my friends on the platform. When the train leaves, I go back. Mr Man has been replaced by 2 women and a baby. (Oh Joy. Really- I love kids- anyone who knows me knows this. I love babies, love to watch them, love to be with them- they are truly special. However, travelling all night on a train with a baby is just not on the list of Happy Events Of the 21st Century. Night trains put strangers in very close quarters for an extended period of time; no is really comfortable though everyone makes the best of it. 6 month old babies, though, don't have a clue what's going on. They tend to be fussy because of all the out-of-the-ordinary stuff going on around them and all the strange people, many of whom try to stick their faces right into Baby's. They don't usually sleep on the train. It's just not a fun trip- not for them and not for anyone travelling with them, parents included. This little dude was adorable but I'll have to confess- I wasn't overjoyed to see him.) But the really amazing thing- Mr Man (who turned out to be Dad of Baby) had packed the compartment- top to bottom, side to side- with Baby's and Mom's stuff. The SUV-sized baby buggy was taking up my entire bed. I looked on in stunned amazement and then politely asked if we could somehow rearrange stuff to make room ummm for me. Really- I wouldn't have chosen to be there but I was. And there was nowhere for me to go. At all. (I'd already asked.) I was quiet and polite. But there was nothing to do but make room for me. I even had a ticket for exactly 1/4 of the space in that compartment. I could have gotten the conductor but it's always better to work things out rather than tattle... They both looked totally offended. There wasn't even room for my 2 feet to get inside the compartment. After they changed their clothes (yes, with the door wide open and me in it) they started playing with Baby. I wanted to laugh- I had no intention of digging into their stuff and beginning to rearrange it all right there in front of them- that seemed rude and inappropriate- and I had no place to go. I asked again. The non-Mom got up and angrily started shoving bags and the stroller around. I tried to help. I tried to show good will by indicating that she didn't have to clear as much space as I was entitled to but just enough for me to get onto my bed and stash my suitcase somewhere. She was having none of it. She was ANGRY and it was MY FAULT. She had to have my help, though- it was too much for her. I don't think I've ever been in quite that situation before. She was just plain MAD. And nothing would make it better. We finally got the SUV settled with all the excess bags on top of it and my stuff on the other bed. And then SHE set in to thoroughly ignore me. The mom of Baby was completely mute in all of it. And- Baby turned out to be just about the sweetest and easiest 6 month old I've ever met. And- he went down for the night at about 10 pm and no more was heard from him! Wow. ;)
Polish passport control got a serious laugh from all of us when he asked Mom of Baby if Baby were travelling with her. giggle. Someone said- Uh no- he's on his own. Passport Man smiled.
Ukrn passport control was brief- nothing of interest in there at all except for me since I was the only non-Ukr. Here's where Angry Female Passenger got back in the picture. I'd told passport control where I was going, what I was doing in Ukr and a bunch of other fairly uninteresting but necessary stuff while the other 2 watched. Afterwards, Mom of Baby tried to visit... with me. She was a friendly sort. But every question she asked me was (wrongly) answered by Angry Female Passenger. I'd give the correct answer after she'd had her say. Then another question, another outburst from AFP and then my turn (this consisted of Are you Ukrn' by birth? Of course she is, AFP said; Are your parents Ukr'n? Of course (AFP); How do you even know Ukrn? Stuff like that). One of the most interesting exchanges I've been involved in. Not sure what Mom of Baby thought but she kept a straight face and I just answered her questions and ignored AFP.
Next AFP and MoB had a conversation where AFP tried to insist on closing the door and MoB politely but firmly insisted that it was unhealthy for her baby to be in a closed compartment- he was hot and sweaty and he needed cool air. This flies in the face of traditionally held baby raising beliefs here but AFP finally gave up and wrapped herself in blankets and went to sleep. (And I was immensely and mutely grateful for the open door- it was an oven up on my bunk.)
With the remnants of much coffee and 1/2 liter of Mountain Dew still coursing through my system, I got down to the business of sleeping as well. Last border controls were about midnight. My stop was supposed to be at 4.22 am. Woke up at 3 worried that the conductor wouldn't remember that I needed to get off and lay there thinking about breathing and caffeine and such for the next 40 min. At 3.40, the conductor sticks her head in and (not at all quietly) commands me to get up and get ready to get off. I'm in quietly obey mode so I do. Wash my face in the bathroom. The train slows down, I get nervous. Get back to my compartment and haul my suitcase and backpack out into the corridor. Get into my jacket. Train stops. Conductor frantically motioning from the other end of the corridor- Come on, this is a very short stop (it was- proly only 2 min at most). I flee with my bags. As I vault myself onto the platform, Conductor grins- You didn't forget anything, did you? I laugh. Don't think so but it's too late if I did. Train begins to move. Another lady from further up the train (acquaintance of the conductor) ambles past.
-Hey- conductor yells. Where you going?
Other Passenger answers.
Conductor to me- Where you going?
I answer.
Conductor to me- Well go with her. She's got a driver and you're headed the same way. Go on. You don't want to be here at 4 am. (True enough- but I also have never in my life seen these people before.) Conductor is sailing out of the station by this time. Go on, she hollers. They look at me, I look at them. Ok, Other Passenger says, Come on. So I do.
And that is how I found myself zipping down the road at 4 am with a stuttering taxi driver (who relaxed when he got over his fear of me and didn't stutter at all anymore), a drunk male (friend of some sort of Other Passenger) and a very jolly Other Passenger. They all knew each other and had much to talk about and many cigarettes to smoke and even some coffee to drink.
And at 5.30, I was in my own bed ready to get a few more hours of sleep.
More Of The Same With a Twist. ;)
As guests in a foreign country, you must comply with their laws or face the consequences. Simple. Well around here the laws change. A lot. I know this and try to keep up with them. Last fall brought a new one that no 2 lawyers could agree on how to interpret (when I say 'laws' I mean the laws that apply to foreigners in this country) and the officials to whom we report in the various regions (this would be sort of similar to the INS in the US as far as I know) couldn't agree either. Some said one thing, some said the opposite. And passport control at the various border checkpoints didn't agree, either. This got most interesting when the regional authorities responsible for you and the passport control you dealt with were of 2 different persuasions. I stayed pretty calm throughout it all since my local authorities and the border people I was most likely to deal with were saying the same thing. Until some time this winter... but I never found out about that until last week. Short of popping into the local authorities' offices every week, there's not a lot you can do to really stay apprised of their latest take on the law. So. I made a very fast (and ultimately pleasant) trip to Poland to get my passport issues straightened out.
Now the trip back. Upper bunk on a very warm (tropical) train, leaving about 4 pm. There's a man frantically stuffing baggage into the storage compartments in my compartment when I get on so I leave my suitcase there and go chat out the window with my friends on the platform. When the train leaves, I go back. Mr Man has been replaced by 2 women and a baby. (Oh Joy. Really- I love kids- anyone who knows me knows this. I love babies, love to watch them, love to be with them- they are truly special. However, travelling all night on a train with a baby is just not on the list of Happy Events Of the 21st Century. Night trains put strangers in very close quarters for an extended period of time; no is really comfortable though everyone makes the best of it. 6 month old babies, though, don't have a clue what's going on. They tend to be fussy because of all the out-of-the-ordinary stuff going on around them and all the strange people, many of whom try to stick their faces right into Baby's. They don't usually sleep on the train. It's just not a fun trip- not for them and not for anyone travelling with them, parents included. This little dude was adorable but I'll have to confess- I wasn't overjoyed to see him.) But the really amazing thing- Mr Man (who turned out to be Dad of Baby) had packed the compartment- top to bottom, side to side- with Baby's and Mom's stuff. The SUV-sized baby buggy was taking up my entire bed. I looked on in stunned amazement and then politely asked if we could somehow rearrange stuff to make room ummm for me. Really- I wouldn't have chosen to be there but I was. And there was nowhere for me to go. At all. (I'd already asked.) I was quiet and polite. But there was nothing to do but make room for me. I even had a ticket for exactly 1/4 of the space in that compartment. I could have gotten the conductor but it's always better to work things out rather than tattle... They both looked totally offended. There wasn't even room for my 2 feet to get inside the compartment. After they changed their clothes (yes, with the door wide open and me in it) they started playing with Baby. I wanted to laugh- I had no intention of digging into their stuff and beginning to rearrange it all right there in front of them- that seemed rude and inappropriate- and I had no place to go. I asked again. The non-Mom got up and angrily started shoving bags and the stroller around. I tried to help. I tried to show good will by indicating that she didn't have to clear as much space as I was entitled to but just enough for me to get onto my bed and stash my suitcase somewhere. She was having none of it. She was ANGRY and it was MY FAULT. She had to have my help, though- it was too much for her. I don't think I've ever been in quite that situation before. She was just plain MAD. And nothing would make it better. We finally got the SUV settled with all the excess bags on top of it and my stuff on the other bed. And then SHE set in to thoroughly ignore me. The mom of Baby was completely mute in all of it. And- Baby turned out to be just about the sweetest and easiest 6 month old I've ever met. And- he went down for the night at about 10 pm and no more was heard from him! Wow. ;)
Polish passport control got a serious laugh from all of us when he asked Mom of Baby if Baby were travelling with her. giggle. Someone said- Uh no- he's on his own. Passport Man smiled.
Ukrn passport control was brief- nothing of interest in there at all except for me since I was the only non-Ukr. Here's where Angry Female Passenger got back in the picture. I'd told passport control where I was going, what I was doing in Ukr and a bunch of other fairly uninteresting but necessary stuff while the other 2 watched. Afterwards, Mom of Baby tried to visit... with me. She was a friendly sort. But every question she asked me was (wrongly) answered by Angry Female Passenger. I'd give the correct answer after she'd had her say. Then another question, another outburst from AFP and then my turn (this consisted of Are you Ukrn' by birth? Of course she is, AFP said; Are your parents Ukr'n? Of course (AFP); How do you even know Ukrn? Stuff like that). One of the most interesting exchanges I've been involved in. Not sure what Mom of Baby thought but she kept a straight face and I just answered her questions and ignored AFP.
Next AFP and MoB had a conversation where AFP tried to insist on closing the door and MoB politely but firmly insisted that it was unhealthy for her baby to be in a closed compartment- he was hot and sweaty and he needed cool air. This flies in the face of traditionally held baby raising beliefs here but AFP finally gave up and wrapped herself in blankets and went to sleep. (And I was immensely and mutely grateful for the open door- it was an oven up on my bunk.)
With the remnants of much coffee and 1/2 liter of Mountain Dew still coursing through my system, I got down to the business of sleeping as well. Last border controls were about midnight. My stop was supposed to be at 4.22 am. Woke up at 3 worried that the conductor wouldn't remember that I needed to get off and lay there thinking about breathing and caffeine and such for the next 40 min. At 3.40, the conductor sticks her head in and (not at all quietly) commands me to get up and get ready to get off. I'm in quietly obey mode so I do. Wash my face in the bathroom. The train slows down, I get nervous. Get back to my compartment and haul my suitcase and backpack out into the corridor. Get into my jacket. Train stops. Conductor frantically motioning from the other end of the corridor- Come on, this is a very short stop (it was- proly only 2 min at most). I flee with my bags. As I vault myself onto the platform, Conductor grins- You didn't forget anything, did you? I laugh. Don't think so but it's too late if I did. Train begins to move. Another lady from further up the train (acquaintance of the conductor) ambles past.
-Hey- conductor yells. Where you going?
Other Passenger answers.
Conductor to me- Where you going?
I answer.
Conductor to me- Well go with her. She's got a driver and you're headed the same way. Go on. You don't want to be here at 4 am. (True enough- but I also have never in my life seen these people before.) Conductor is sailing out of the station by this time. Go on, she hollers. They look at me, I look at them. Ok, Other Passenger says, Come on. So I do.
And that is how I found myself zipping down the road at 4 am with a stuttering taxi driver (who relaxed when he got over his fear of me and didn't stutter at all anymore), a drunk male (friend of some sort of Other Passenger) and a very jolly Other Passenger. They all knew each other and had much to talk about and many cigarettes to smoke and even some coffee to drink.
And at 5.30, I was in my own bed ready to get a few more hours of sleep.







































